A Flock of Elephants

We were in the car on the way to the dance club last night when Julie said "Holy cow, there's a whole pile of birds!"

I said "Birds don't fly in piles, they fly in flocks, like elephants!"

My wife said "Elephants aren't in flocks, they're in herds!"

I said "In what?"

She said "Herds! Herd of elephants!"

So I said :"Of course I've heard of elephants, there's a flock of them at the zoo!"

Did you know blind people can hear your eyes roll?


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